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  2. afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

    afternoonsnoozebutton:

    maxfuckingbemis:

    she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

    This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

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  3. onikalodeon:

    can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

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  6. rocknrave221:

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

LOL

    rocknrave221:

    nancydrevv:

    i thought these things only happened on tumblr

    LOL

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  7. demonhunting:

    is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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  9. spookydormouse:

    samwinchestersmoose:

    when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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    I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

    and then she changed into a human 

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    And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

    and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

    SHES THE "PINK" ONE

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  10. caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

    caligulascookie:

    r-u-seri0us:

    88-red-balloons:

    catladyofficial:

    the best headline i’ve ever read.

    yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

    This is amazing

    OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

    (via lindsaychrist)

    1 day ago  /  259,499 notes  /  Source: catladyofficial